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Beginning in 2005.

The Last Man on Mars

The problem with Mars.


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Funny Story

The title is sarcastic. Or maybe not. I can't figure it out.
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A Representative From the Parks and Wildlife Department Arrives

I am exploring genres.
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Terms of Use

It is what it is.
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Question Answers

I am actually working on a list of questions for real.
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Fortune Favours

I feel like I've written a lot of these sentences before.
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Freedoms

A difficult thing to define.
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Reductive Living

This is how real husbands and wives talk. I know. I've heard them.
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The Gin Cart

Backwards is the new way forwards.
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Rip Van Winkle

The wonders the natural world.
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Nineteen

Freeform. Freely formed.
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Standards

It worries me how little I'm bullshitting here.
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Warranty

I feel okay about repetition. You should too.
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The Weather in April

I am thinking of focusing mainly on the weather from now on.
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Tip

Getting to know the family.
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The Circus

Don't say your mammy never brought you.
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They Saw Us Coming

Another extract from a novel.
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The Logical Choice

There are worse things than computers taking over the world. Sorry this isn't better written.
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Ham Radio

We've all got to make a living.
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Killing Time

Personally I don't trust scientists one bit.
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Scientific Advancement

Progress must continue.
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The Town Scribe

Oh shit this is too long for the Internet! Oh well, try your best.
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Universal Allegory

Apply where needed.
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A Young Atheist Greets Death

This is the excerpt where I'm supposed to write something about the short story.
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Unabridged

Side project announcement.
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Blinding

What do you do with the money, is always the question.
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Memento

An Irish History lesson of sorts.
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Gated Communities

In the future people will be safer and safer.
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The Secret Garden

In defense of the Web.
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Hand Made

Thinking process. Mental crutches.
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Top 5 Albums, 2007

Exactly what it says on the tin.
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Cheetara

Perfectly ordinary winter fantasy.
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Flying

Is it special? Only when you concentrate.
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Fantisight

I still kind of want one of these.
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The Lampposter

It would be nice to have a job in the future.
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Megadik

Did you ever worry you were missing out on something spectacular?
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Apples are the Only Fruit

Do you think I am a little too focused on the future these days?
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FFFFiddlesticks

Whoops I accidentally wrote about the Internet again.
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Watch Out

It is a hard to lose something when the prospect of replacing it is only a depressing one.
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Fashion Victim

I am still scared of the future.
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Michel Houellebecq Visits a Museum

Every day, in every way, I am getting closer to being able to say vagina on this website.
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Cormac McCarthy has Breakfast

This made me hungry.
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George Bush Fanfiction #1

Children need role-models.
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Chance

This is more or less the grasp most people have on chance and statistics.
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Dream #1

It is an artless indulgence to write about one's dreams.
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Electric Picnic 2007

There was some music also.
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25

If you're looking for any more melodrama I'll be in my room.
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Wizard People, Dear Reader

Brad Neely's version of the big HP is worth checking out.
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Madrid

Slightly too warm, maybe?
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Directions

Not the best at returning from the mental plane.
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No Logo

I have never been so sick of the word 'brand.'
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S.A.D.

Rainy summer thus far.
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Submission

Sometimes things are taken out of your hands.
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Wuss

Rewatching films that terrified me in my childhood.
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Punter

Sometimes summer is a bit busy for the Internet.
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Shirtelligentsia

It's like ironic. Except that it's not ironic at all. You know, American ironic.
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The Fan

You just never know what kind of people will be going to these things.
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They Took Your Life Apart and Called Your Failures Art

Releasing material posthumously is an ethical minefield.
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Park

Stray minutes from Sunday afternoon.
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The Tattoo

It's about making a statement about who I am and also who you think I am and also probably who I think you are. And Snow Patrol. Always Snow Patrol.
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Safety Razor

Here is what I shave with when I need to shave which is probably less often than you.
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Avonmore

It just doesn't even look fresh anymore.
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Joanna Newsom: A Critical Review

Unbiased and even-handed account of Joanna Newsom live at the Olympia on the 14th of April 2007.
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Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut.
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McCarthy

This year's Tournament of Books, and me approving.
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A Higher Place

The body is not a vessel.
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Turtle Power

There's a new Turtles film coming out. This should probably have been about that.
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I Mean Business

It's important to really make a connection.
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I'm In Sales

There is no lesson here. Nothing to learn. No information to help you grow. Sorry.
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Unplugged

I fixed my MP3 player.
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Pirates Ahoy

Bla bla bla music bla bla bla downloads bla bla bla piracy bla bla bla ethics.
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Timely

The thing is, I kind of like it like this.
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Sweetness

Sugar journey.
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Dingle Peninsula, Mid-Winter

Pictures, mainly.
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Feedback

You get by with a little help from your friends.
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The Suit

Getting more dressed up than I'm comfortable with.
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Abandoned Factory

Photos of an abandoned IDA factory.
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The Second Wall, Annotated

Pulling back the curtain.... behold! Process!
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The Second Wall

I know what kind of comedian I'm going to be. The tortured kind.
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New Year's Casualties

Also, my dignity.
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Foggy Notions

A decent Irish music magazine.
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Irish Stew

About my favourite winter food.
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The Wind That Shakes the Barley

I ended up watching this film after all.
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Pheasant

About memories and meat and how good naturally raised animals taste.
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Obligatory Mac Post

I suppose everyone who makes the switch has to write about it sometimes.
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Garda Reservations

My concerns about the new Garda Reserve. How did this happen so easily?
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Weight Gain

On the dangers on putting on a few.
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Autumn Stroll

I got lost in the woods. A bit.
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Spooooky

The frightening events of October 31st.
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Pan's Labyrinth

About going to see Pan's Labyrinth. You should too, when it comes out.
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Fogey

Your relationship with popular culture will change as you age. Scary.
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Redundancy

I think it's time designers stopped pretending that they are relevant, don't you?
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A Weighty Issue

I have a question about gravity for the scienticians.
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Dinotherium

An excerpt from A Moral Alphabet by Hilaire Belloc.
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Notice

About me finishing something.
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Artificial Creativity

Ah, sure the computers would do that.
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Distraction

A return to form.
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Penguin Great Ideas

The Penguin Great Ideas collection I somehow missed out on up until now. Gorgeous.
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E-Picnic

My weekend was more busy than usual.
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Interim

This are on hiatus for a week or two.
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Please Tick Applicable

An excerpt from a book. Martin Amis specifically.
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Phúcaí

Are you afraid of the dark?
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Book Smarts

The trials and tribulations at my local second-hand bookshop.
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Work Ethic

How to fall asleep in work.
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Intent

About You Are Beautiful, and distinguishing between real and phoney messages.
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Orange Print

Two great Flickr galleries.
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My Penguin Design

Penguin by Design and the way books have gone now.
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Eight False Starts

Believe it or not, I left some stuff out of this.
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Trek To Isolation

Driving to Kerry.
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Interests

A helpful guide to writing Interests for your CV/Résumé.
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Hangoverover

A definition.
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Paperweight

They don't seem to be making small paperbacks anymore. So much.
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Picture an Endless Closet Space

About what having more room will do to what we've already got.
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Activities That Are Acceptable at a Gig and Nowhere Else

You can do these things only when you're attending live music.
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Pick A Message, Any Message

About stencils and communication.
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Akron/Family Live

I went to Akron/Family and then decided to write about it. My comma use is out of control.
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Affirmitive Action

I'm not sure about some of the sentence constructs in this.
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Have You Heard About This?

Why do men always leave the toilet seat up?
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Political Movement Towards Beer

The usual crap about pop culture's communism fetish.
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Quiz

Just something I wanted to put somewhere.
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Spring Forward

This is not really about the clocks going forward at all.
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Elevate Me Later

The lifts don’t like me.
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Flash Mobbing

Flash mobbing, and whether it would work in Ireland.
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Why Promotional Marketing

Useless ways found of employing people these days, especially the hot ones who could be put to much better use.
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How To Be A Music Snob

About hating when other people like your music.
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Xiangqi

Another crazy caper involving marriage and wontons for our intrepid hero.
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You're Thinking About Rain

About reasoning and rain.
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Colossi

Computer games never grew up. Except this one.
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They're On To Me

Strange things have been happening.
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4 Things

In which I work on the “4 Things” meme thing. Sort of.
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Pong

My conflicted relationship with certain computer games.
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Zadie Smith

About Zadie Smith.
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Thoughts Noted During A Meeting Attended Today

On a paper pad. On the quiet.
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I Love Paris in the Springtime

I spent the weekend in Paris.
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The Winding Stair

Thanks Starbucks. Thanks a bunch.
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Don't You Think This Could Use Another Corkscrew?

When I finished writing this I realised that it is just another “compexity = bad” article, phrased differently.
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10 Songs I Would Love To Find in a Karaoke Machine But Never Will

The title says it all, really.
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Stuff and Us

I’m not sure where I’m going with this one…
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Clap Your Hands Say Who?

In which tickets are purchased and albums are bought. And slight culture shock happens.
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It's Gotten Cold

It’s getting colder, and I’m taking the train.
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I am Flickr

I’m using Flickr. Coming soon: Photos of me in the mirror and also photos of my cat. And me in my underwear on my bed.
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Ban the Media

I’m giving up on news. To an extent.
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America: Uncovered

A treatise on America, in one part.
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'Mericaw

About my holidays, starting tomorrow. Sort of directed towards Americans.
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Skull

Your head is a skull. Think about it.
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Creatures Encountered During the Week

Some things I ran into during my week’s commute.
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Manual

Regarding the dearth of good writing online these days, or is it just me?
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Cat-astrophe

I which I am unjustly branded a criminal.
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Click

I have a camera and was at a gig.
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What Do You Write In?

Is there such a thing as a nice composition application out there?
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Plonk

On Wine and Alcohol. Seperate subjects, as it happens.
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Mint

Shaun Inman has some diabolical plans for us all, and I have proof!
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Do You Hear Music?

Silent music, and whether it might be fun or not.
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Evolve This

If Intelligent Design really happened, then why don’t I have Wolverine claws?
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Now a Major Motion Picture

You know, books are less nice than many other media. Also, movie tie-in books are not a good thing.
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Chalk It Down

About the look of things. And the names of things.
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Why, Paul Auster, Why?

Paul Auster, and what reading his books is like.
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Live Redesigns a Go-Go

Why live redesigns are a Bad Idea. And something about this site’s new design.
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Device for Safe Passage

How to walk around town.
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Book Baton

Something about books and books read recently and stuff that other people make you do.
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AJAX

Using AJAX will make you more attractive to the opposite sex.
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Let's Conserve it!

Gosh darn bad advertising.
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Threadless

About getting T-Shirts online. Kind of.
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Back Up Your Work

In which I retrieved my work only through dint of genius and backbreaking toil.
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Too Little?

In which I talk about this new site design.
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New Shoes

Shoe sizes, and the variable nature of footwear.
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Migraine

What a migraine is like.
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Musical Baton

I which I am peer pressure’s bitch.
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Why, Dan Brown, why?

Some things about books and some other things too.
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Inspiration Management

On the value of letting ideas simmer.
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We Can Rebuild Him, But Why Bother?

In which I become half man, half machine.
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Invisible Cars

Invisible cars aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.
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I Hit the City

I started a new job.
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Saving Money on Smiling

In which I purchase new teethbrush.
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A Horse

About a horse I saw once, or twice.
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The Internet Music Database

Why isn’t there a Internet Music Database that works like IMDb?
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Nicked

In which I have a run in with the law. And it’s all Bloc Party’s fault.
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Gaia

A look at the Gaia hypothesis, and its applications for astrobiologists.
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Stealing Colour Inspiration

Using books for design inspiration. If we are to look to our surroundings for stimulation, should we first check whether that design is copyrighted? What about the elements of that design?
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Burning Bridges

Where can the mind go from here? Upgrading to a better body.
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Startup

In which we power this thing up.
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